Seattle Military Entrance Processing Station - Seattle, Washington

Zack M.

Dr.Zaza and M2 Thompson where my favorite part of being at meps all day. They are extremely kind and funny. It's good to find humor that still exists.

Gage R.

Ah, the Seattle MEPS building. Truly a marvel of modern architecture—if by “modern” you mean “designed by someone who thought fluorescent lighting was a luxury feature.” I mean, who needs natural light when you can bathe in the soft glow of a thousand buzzing lights, right?

Let’s talk about the line. Oh, the line. It’s like a VIP experience, but for a government building. You get to stand there, silently bonding with strangers while you wonder if you’ll ever see daylight again. It’s practically a social experiment on patience and personal space.

And the decor? Minimalism at its finest. It’s so sparse, I’m pretty sure a homeless person would reject it as too bleak. But hey, who needs cozy waiting areas when you can be surrounded by uncomfortable plastic chairs that scream, “You’re going to be here for HOURS”?

But don’t worry, the staff is top-notch. If you like being spoken to like a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of someone’s shoe, then you’re in for a treat. They are efficient, in the way that a malfunctioning vending machine is efficient—doing the bare minimum to get you to your next station.

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a place to feel like a cog in the machine, be treated like a human filing cabinet, and have your faith in public service tested, Seattle MEPS is definitely the place for you. Would I go again? Absolutely, but only if I need a reminder of how lucky I am to be a civilian.

Michaelangelo B.

Next time you have a group of shippers have them have their family show up closer to the ceremony time so they're friends family and kids aren't standing out in the hallway waiting to be let in for a solid hour

Tim S.

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Shea K.

dr zaza said my heart rate was too high

JZ T.

Morning brief is really good.

Hayden G.

Got a mark on the back of your knee from sitting? Disqualified come back next week due to ECZEMA. Bite your nails? Disqualified, you have anxiety. 4 pounds underweight? NO WAIVER! Irregular toes? Disqualified! Irregular anal orifice? Disqualified! Ashy Knees? Disqualified! In all seriousness this place is a goldmine for good jokes and memes.

SPC D. R.

Best place to get your foot in the doors to a future most never will experience! If you let yelling get the best of you, just remember it’s not personal at all. I loved my experience here!